The school I want
Gove hasn’t gone. Unusually for a
chief whip he’s still in the cabinet, so he’s still influential, still there in
the woodwork, in the heating pipes, under the table. Still whispering policy
initiatives, still being listened to. He goes to PTA quizzes with Cameron so it’s
not like they’ll be pretending not to see each other when they bump into each
other in the parliament corridors.
And the education policies won’t
change.
But nevertheless all the brouhaha
about his departure has made me think about what really makes a good school.
(And by brouhaha I mean ecstatic
calls, texts and facebook messages from anybody connected with teaching. I mean
the cheering, the dancing in the staff rooms, and the breaking open of the emergency
cava that has been chilling for just this moment).
I was at school for 13 years from
1969 – 1982. I was a teacher for nine years from 1994 - 2003. My eldest child
started reception in 1991 and left in 2005. My stepson left in 2012 and the
youngest goes up to High School in September. All at ordinary – what we used to
call ‘bog standard’ – comprehensive schools, Hannah in Essex and the other two
up here in West Yorkshire.
In addition to that my mother was
a teacher for thirty years from 1973, so I think it’s fair to say I know my way
around schools. I’ve certainly had time to think about what makes a good one.
So here they are then my welcome
pack for the incoming Education Secretary.
1 Small
is beautiful
In the notional school we’re
going to build every teacher will know the name of every student. And every
student will know the name of everyone of his peers. This means not just small
class sizes (which is also a given) but also small school sizes. Primary
schools of not more than 200 hundred. Secondary schools of not more than 500.
You could also think about bringing back middle schools. People who went to middle
schools love them; people who have taught in middle schools love them. Parents
love them. People who don’t love them are accountants but the motto of our new
school system is going to be fuck the accountants (only in Latin – Because
that’s what Latin is for: providing great school mottos). A year eight middle school kid is a
different kind of creature from a High School year eight kid. Generally they are
nicer, more innocent, more in touch with that loveable, eager, keen to learn
early years kid.
2) More
drama, music, art please, Miss
In any decent education system
these would be compulsory subjects. They might actually be the only compulsory subjects.
Subjects that require reflection on the world, that require engagement with
that world, that encourage expression and development of what we might call the
soul. They are also the subjects that fit people best for the modern workplace.
Creativity and emotional intelligence are what makes a modern business thrive.
Artists are persistent, they practice, they work in groups and on their own.
They take what is arcane and difficult and make it accessible for the audience.
They turn dreams into things you can see, feel, touch, hold, look at. Artists are
dreamers and it is only dreamers who ever change anything.
They also often work for buttons.
Now that UK PLC doesn’t actually make anything much in its factories, we need to get used to selling our creative brain power and the arts develop these more than anything else you might study at school.
They also often work for buttons.
Now that UK PLC doesn’t actually make anything much in its factories, we need to get used to selling our creative brain power and the arts develop these more than anything else you might study at school.
3) And
more sport too please, Miss
Not just football. Not just
rugby. Not just hockey or cricket. But tennis, badminton, judo, karate, squash,
athletics, fell-running, cycling. There is a sport for everyone and we’ve just
got to find it. It will save the NHS of the future a fortune. And decent school sports
centres that don't smell of piss and with the kind of showers you find in top level fitness clubs.
There should be yoga. A fitter nation eats better, sleeps better, and doesn’t feel the need to hang around the mall intimidating old people quite so much. It does mean you can’t sell off the playing fields for starter homes which I know your cabinet colleagues will find a bummer but you’re clever you went to Oxford, you’ll find a way around that…
There should be yoga. A fitter nation eats better, sleeps better, and doesn’t feel the need to hang around the mall intimidating old people quite so much. It does mean you can’t sell off the playing fields for starter homes which I know your cabinet colleagues will find a bummer but you’re clever you went to Oxford, you’ll find a way around that…
4) Language, Miss!
Could you have a go at making us
the most linguistically able people in the world please? We are not innately
thicker than the Dutch or the Swedes or the Indians – all of whom routinely
switch between several languages. Unless you think we are. It’s embarrassing
isn’t it the way Johnny Foreigner can discourse in English fluently about
astrophysics or the physiology of Elks while we can’t order a coffee in Calais
or a Bolognaise in Bologna.
And you know don’t you Nicky, that people from abroad learn English not to speak to us, but to speak to each other. They are not really interested in us, because we are not really interested in them.
And you know don’t you Nicky, that people from abroad learn English not to speak to us, but to speak to each other. They are not really interested in us, because we are not really interested in them.
5) Let
the teachers decide what they teach
You wouldn’t tell Paul McCartney
how to write songs, or Jamie Oliver how to cook (actually you might, the
arrogance of Tory politicians is often breath-taking but I hope you're different) so why tell teachers what they should teach and how they should do it?
Trust them. They're smart. They know their stuff. And oh, pay them more, like they do in the public
schools.
All the rest – uniforms, hair
styles, length of the school day, how many periods, phonics - let the staff and the parents argue it out
school by school. (I think phonics is a bit shit but I might be wrong and I’m
prepared to let others decide. The truth surely is that over a couple of
thousand years we’ve developed many, many different successful strategies for
teaching reading of which phonics is just one. I think uniforms are pointless - they manage without them in Germany and France, not to mention the USA but parents like them. Hell, even the students seem to like them...)
It occurs to me of course that
there are already schools like the ones I’ve mentioned. They are called public schools.
The big scandal of Tory education policy is that they only want it to apply to
our kids. Their own offspring work in small classes in schools where the teachers
are properly paid, where the students get long holidays and plenty of sport,
music, art, drama. Where there are well-stocked libraries, lap-tops for all and
where they can learn Japanese, Russian, Mandarin and Arabic as well as French,
German and Spanish.A snip at 30k a year (or more) per child.
It’s only our kids they want to
inflict the pernicious Gradgrind curriculum on. And that’s because they see our
kids as only fit to file, to photocopy, and to answer phones. They see ours as
over-seeing the self-scan aisles in Lidl while their kids plan to inter-rail
from festival to festival in a gap year, prior to getting the groovy jobs and
generally running things.
There is a reason the pop charts are full of public school kids these days. It's because the elite see no reason why they shouldn't have everything. Banking, Law, Parliament... Why not rock and roll too? Hell, why not boxing? Why not rap? They'll be after those scenes too soon, mark my words...
We can have the schools we want, the schools our kids deserve. Our kids are as bright as theirs - which the elite know of course - that's why they want them to have as boring and culturally impoverished an education as possible. Otherwise their kids would have to scrum for the fun stuff on a fair playing field and they're not risking that. It's quite blatant. They're not making any secret of it.
There is a reason the pop charts are full of public school kids these days. It's because the elite see no reason why they shouldn't have everything. Banking, Law, Parliament... Why not rock and roll too? Hell, why not boxing? Why not rap? They'll be after those scenes too soon, mark my words...
We can have the schools we want, the schools our kids deserve. Our kids are as bright as theirs - which the elite know of course - that's why they want them to have as boring and culturally impoverished an education as possible. Otherwise their kids would have to scrum for the fun stuff on a fair playing field and they're not risking that. It's quite blatant. They're not making any secret of it.
Great post, Steve, passionately argued.
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